Since I have three jobs. I have no time for a social life (pfft what social life?) or painting. I barely have time to doodle at home. I usually go right to sleep after an hour or so I get home. So long tumblr. . .

Rubber Squeaky Taco of doom

thegoddamazon:

logic-and-art:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Signal boost

It’s like they love shooting themselves in the dick.

(Source: voldey, via strugglingtobeheard)

commandereverdeen:

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.

Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Rules:

1. Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
2. Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
3. If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
4. I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.

The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

(Source: precumming, via kaiserin-vulkan)

kyssthis16:

So, what is this movie/show? I need it for reasons…..

Butter. I just found it. I am going to watch it now. Just for her.

(Source: alecziscute, via derabright)

truxtons:

fubukin:

*looks around to make sure no one is looking* *changes the date on my animal crossing game*

DONT THINK I DONT SEE YOU FUCKER

*Starts a month early*

(via derabright)

fallenishvalan:

learningtolovemyself:

SERIOUS SIGNAL BOOST (steubenville rape trial, westboro church, etc)

“Anonymous” hacker who outted the students of the Steubenville Rape Trials. He is now being punished for bringing the young girl justice. The FBI showed up to his house with assault rifles and made him and his family get on the ground and took possession of his computer and is now pressing charges. THEY’RE PRESSING CHARGES BECAUSE HE ‘HACKED’ an account to save a girls life. Also involved in Westboro church hacking.

Please help out as you can. You can find this all over google with interviews with Anderson Cooper and Roseanne Barr and others such as:

http://gawker.com/the-fbi-raided-steubenville-anonymous-guys-house-here-511634071

The facebook like support page has a lot more information and how you can help:

https://www.facebook.com/realkyanonymous

And web address:

http://www.whistleblowerdefenseleague.com/

Facing indictment from the Federal Government for relation to the hacking and hacktivism of http://www.rollredroll.com/ during the rape case in Steubenville, Ohio. Exposing the corrupt and paying the price.

Donations accepted:

https://www.wepay.com/donations/2104382285

IF NOTHING ELSE PLEASE REBLOG SO WE CAN SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

i dwear to god it seems like the shit is hitting the fan repeatably. this with the bradely manning and assange case with a bunch of other documented cases that dont get the coverages and all the undocumented ones about the governments blatant and proportional use of the justice system worries me

(via pokemonmasterkimba)

deliciouslyunstable:

rlmjob:

you monster

HE DIDN’T EVEN CARE 

(Source: brennaners, via derabright)

atomictiki:

zenellyraen:

govthookercoulson:

titssmagee:

outrotting:

g0dsand-m0nsters:

justwatchthesunrise:

keldulmo:

i don’t think i’ve ever agreed with anything more than what this man is saying

watch this. seriously

yes yes yes yes yes

this is amazing

this guy is so sick 

I needed this right now. Anyone taking finals needs this right now.

I’m about to turn 30. I could have been valedictorian when I graduated High School but I was too lazy to complete the forms. I have a Bachelor’s from DeVry, where I left with an average 3.2 carrying an average course load of 18 credit hours (peak 24, nadir 14). I also have an Associate’s from a local college, and I am Phi Theta Kappa there.

Here’s what I can tell you.

No employer has ever asked for my GPA. No employer ever gave a SHIT about my grades. DeVry only cared about my ACT score, and my Bachelor’s lost me jobs because I was “overqualified”. Now that I’m using my Associate’s, no one cares about my grades, or degree. My employer cares about A) my hours, B) my practical quals.

Unless you’re pushing for the Ivy League, no one is going to care about your grades. Ever. Amen. So I say to you this: 3.0 or above works for most but honestly, just get a good score on your ACT or SAT (and remember, you can retake it!). College is not a guarantee of a good life or even a paycheck. If anything it’s a near-guarantee of crippling debt.

THAT DOES NOT MEAN DO NOT GO, but for god’s sake do your research on your degree. Know what to expect. Colleges are marketing departments and will tell you sweet lies to get your money because college doesn’t care and won’t coddle you.

DO SOMETHING THAT YOU LOVE. Find a way to make money in a way that you enjoy. It might not be the thing you enjoy most, but if you like it and it pays for what you enjoy most, well. That might be good enough.

Read. Travel. Take risks. Fuck up, try again. But enjoy it.

Godspeed.

The best two bits of advice I ever got were from my Technical Writing professor.

1. What do they call someone who graduates at the bottom of their class? A graduate.

2. Don’t ever let the bastards get you down.

The most important thing anyone ever told me was when I was in college:

We’re here to teach you how to learn

That really stuck with me because grades don’t matter, understanding matters, and if you can understand a thing you can go as far with it as you want to, if you don’t understand a thing you can learn it yourself if you want to.

What I learnt wasn’t how to regurgitate facts for examination, what I learnt was how to engage myself.

perchu:

-Hey punks

-It’s time for a giveaway!!!

To celebrate the new animal crossing, and all my new followers, I’m having an Animal Crossing: New Leaf + Nintendo 3DS giveaway!!

So if you win, you’ll get a new unused copy of AC: New Leaf, and a brand new black nintendo 3DS!

Rules are as follow:

• Since it’s a giveaway for my followers, you must be following me.
• You may reblog as many times as you want, but don’t spam anyone, because that’s just rude.
• Likes don’t count
• Giveaway blogs are not allowed, sideblogs are fine, as long as you actually use them ^-^
• I’ll only pay for free shipping inside USA and Canada! Otherwise, i’m sorry, but you have to pay for shipping. It’s pretty expensive.

This giveaway will end June 15th!!

Good luck!

(via oogamisama)

iwishiwastheturmaculus:

GIVEAWAY!
So I pre-ordered Animal Crossing: New Leaf online, but I also went out and traded in some games to get a copy for free. I didn’t want to wait for shipping to go through. This means in about a week I’ll have two copies D: So, I’ll give one away. :)
RULES:
You do NOT have to be following me, but following me adds an extra name into the giveaway.
One like and as many reblogs as you want.
No giveaway blogs.
Following my new animal crossing blog (pitfallsandfossils) gives you another free entry ;D
Only in North America, because the game is a North American one. 
If your ask is not open, you cannot win. Simple.
If the winner does not reply within 24 hours, a new winner will be chosen.
The giveaway ends on Saturday, June 22nd. 
Good luck! (Feel free to ask me any questions)

(via oogamisama)

fuckyou-fuckme-fuckit:

disneygirlxx:

martin-munster:

munchflower:

When my daughter first showed signs of hating herself, I got out photoshop. We went and found an image of her choosing, of a woman. I spent the next two hours showing her just how easy it was to alter this woman. I changed her hair, whitened her teeth, made her thinner. I erased her blemishes and even made her taller while my daughter sat there aghast. At the end of it she loudly said - ” THAT’S NOT FAIR!” 

I told her that damn near every image she saw of people in magazines, on television, etc, was altered like this, and that she should never compare herself to that, because even supermodels don’t look like supermodels. 

I wish I could do that for every child. I wish it was a mandatory class in school.

I AM SHOWING THIS TO EVERYONE 

I SAW THIS IN CLASS BEFORE. THE TEACHER WAS ALL LIKE ”please, never compare yourself to people you see in magazines. They’re always altered. It’s as easy as that.” I ALMOST STOOD UP AND YELLED ”AMEN, MISS. AMEN.”

(Source: rougevalentino, via jettnewt)

iwishiwastheturmaculus:

GIVEAWAY!
So I pre-ordered Animal Crossing: New Leaf online, but I also went out and traded in some games to get a copy for free. I didn’t want to wait for shipping to go through. This means in about a week I’ll have two copies D: So, I’ll give one away. :)
RULES:
You do NOT have to be following me, but following me adds an extra name into the giveaway.
One like and as many reblogs as you want.
No giveaway blogs.
Following my new animal crossing blog (pitfallsandfossils) gives you another free entry ;D
Only in North America, because the game is a North American one. 
If your ask is not open, you cannot win. Simple.
If the winner does not reply within 24 hours, a new winner will be chosen.
The giveaway ends on Saturday, June 22nd. 
Good luck! (Feel free to ask me any questions)

(via oogamisama)

contentkiller:

c0nstant—conversations:

siddharthasmama:

verosworld:

blehmeng:

Now wait just a second…

DeShawn was on to something here… lol

Reblogging from beyond the grave

lmfaooooo

(via pocproblems)

heirofmedusa:

jojothedickcopter:

cheshiregoneinsane:

rifa:

not-a-comedian:

this aint duck season

Omg

omg this beautiful. bout to make start shipping shit i dont want to

THIS IS PERFECT

LMFAO the reference is what’s killing me. LMFAOOOOO

(via thegoddamazon)

nyublackneko:

And here I thought I had time before the game’s release, but I was a day behind. D:

Ah well…Hope it helps somewhat.

(via feferipisces)